Thursday, November 1, 2012

Bret claims the tour will be in commemoration of Poison and the Crue’s respective 25th and 30th anni




The Star claims world cup tickets Poison frontman and human petri dish Bret Michaels announced during his November 13 solo set at Caesars world cup tickets Casino in Windsor, Ontario, Canada, that his band would be touring with the one and only Motley Crue. Holy mother of fuck! This tour's gonna summon all the skanks. Tommy Lee's going to have a line two blocks long outside his bus each night. I wonder if this tour will be supported by Valtrex. Or wire hangers.
Bret claims the tour will be in commemoration of Poison and the Crue's respective 25th and 30th anniversaries. Of course, we will bring you all those tour dates as soon as they are made available. Clearly, the Crue headlines. But who opens. I've got one word-that-sounds-like-two for ya: Buck fucking cherry, baby. Or fucking Sixx:A.M. Because people wanna hear that garbage world cup tickets live.
Maybe Trapt will end up doing it. I think if Bret and the Crue wanted to do something awesome, they'd have the Dillinger Escape Plan open. I think DEP would be down for it. Even a band like Job For A Cowboy. It'll probably end up being CKY.
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Chris Harris is an internationally-published music journalist and writer whose work has appeared on the pages of Rolling Stone , IFC.com , Revolver , Alternative Press , and Radar . The former news editor for Noisecreep.com, AOL's heavy metal blog, Harris also served as co-host for the site's weekly podcast, "Creep Show." Harris spent four years as a reporter and on-air talent for MTV News.

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